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Sunday, November 23, 2008

	Nanny state commissions statue to honour war hero...but makes it so politically correct it offends everyone	(21)
	On Monday, the "Follow-up", "Fail", "Sad" and "Asinine" tags will get into a huge argument over this guy	(36)
(wlwt.com)	Phi Drunka Kega to go dry	(28)
	Sixty three of the strangest photos you'll see all day. Come for the free range chicken nuggets, stay for Bush and the Easter Bunny	(23)
	Internet puppies find homes. Everybody say awwww	(30)
	Why women go wild the night before the wedding	(133)
	Tired of just hanging in your crib? You can try to be king or queen of the Bar Harbor Bed Race. Just don't get cot trying to sheet	(8)
	Man steals over 10 thousand cowboy boots, possibly misled by the title of a fairy tale	(26)
(KWTX)	Coolest video of a nighttime rocket test you'll see today	(23)
	Man starts mobile pole dancing service with an 8-foot metal pole on a neon-lit platform attached to the back his bike; "It's all legal. The cops can't really stop us - I'm riding my bike and she's exercising"	(41)
(Tennis Planet)	Photoshop this tennis argument	(35)
	31 year-old Maine teacher is found guilty of having sex with a 13 year-old, gets 30 days. Can you guess the genders?	(165)
	Teen "impaled by pickaxe" at party. More fun than you can stake a pick at, apparently	(74)
	Barry Manilow: I write the songs that noise ordinance violators are sentenced to listen to	(68)

Saturday, November 22, 2008

	Riots in Guatemalan prisons aren't really anything to lose your head over... unless you're these five guys	(57)
	Due to the financial crisis, the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation scales back grant growth. Vista sucks	(90)
	Mom teaches her daughter how to defend herself from school bullies. Just kidding, she burned the word "WIMP" into her neck	(117)
	Waukegan woman sues radio station for "win-a-date-with-a-great-guy" promotion in which they set her up with a rapist	(97)
	Co-founder of Slinky company goes down the steps for the last time	(60)
	"I feel sexy and attractive so that's the way I act", says 530 pound man who posed nude for a calendar. (with Not safe for work-ish pics)	(135)
	Global study finds atheiststic societies tended to have relatively low murder and suicide rates and relatively low incidence of abortion and teen pregnancy, compared to highly religious and devout communities	(927)
	Man, that is so cute -- look at them play together, the best of friends. That's the cutest thi... uh... WTF?	(251)
	At least two people hit by shots fired inside Southcenter Mall near Seattle	(151)
	NYC officials are forcing churches to stop sheltering the homeless	(74)
	Another Al Qaeda number two taken out. No, not that one. Not that guy either, the liquid bomb guy	(66)
(Senior Citizen)	85-year-old man arrested for stealing 3 pieces of candy. Your Grandpa wants a quarter and bail	(59)
	Showing why Georgia schools are so bad, state school superintendent files for bankruptcy after giving away the $1m she won a few months back on "Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader". That could have come in handy	(84)
	Westboro Church protest draws counter-protest, food fight from high school students, requiring police intervention	(245)
	"20 B.C. students sent home for kicking red-haired classmates" Obvious, because the gingers were clearly barbarians threatening the borders of the Empire	(203)
	Photoshop these bent bars	(55)
	You know times are tough when teachers resort to putting ads on tests. What is our children buying?	(80)
	Bikers more likely to be limp dick bed wetters. (It's based on a real medical study; please stop hitting me because I'm wearing this t-shirt)	(106)
	Man arrested for trying to save his pets from his burning home	(134)
	Cassette tapes are making a comeback; pencil sales set to rise	(224)
(Jacksonville Journal-Courier)	If your high school closes for the first day of hunting season, you just might be a redneck	(167)
	Facing mounting budget deficits, states start hawking surplus stuff online. Need a desk? An airplane? How about an armored personnel carrier?	(62)
(NW Arkansas News Service)	Not news: couple sues McDonald's for $3 million. Surprising: they actually have a reasonable complaint. Fark: it involves the wife's nude pics being posted online	(235)
	Two of Fark's favorite subjects collide in molecular gastronomy discussion as Mr Wizard meets Iron Chef	(27)
(Belfast Telegraph)	Sorry Charlie	(93)
	Counseling on alcohol key to teens' sexual health, future Fark headlines	(26)
	Millions of Brits set to cry into their warm beer as Nanny State prepares to outlaw Happy Hour as of December 1st	(143)
	Daytona Beach puts Santa on the naughty list	(39)
	Starbucks is the new McDonald's... for hot beverage lawsuits, anyway	(177)
(Some Reporter)	Even in tough times, you can always turn to the wisdom of Ric Romero: "While auto manufacturers and car dealers are being driven into the ground by the economy, now might be the best time to make a deal on a new car"	(101)
	Photoshop Theme: Being terrorized by agnostic extremists	(58)
	Do not taunt dynamite panda	(66)
	After an indepth investigation of a two year Mushroom Stamping spree, the Valentine police have finally cracked the case of the Butt Cheek Bandit	(30)
(Some Guy)	Kitty the cat rescued from atop a utility pole in time for Caturday	(440)
(Some Guy)	Bad economy drives up Army recruitment	(205)
(WIOD)	Straight from Japan, it's the premium brassiere for men. Or as I like to refer to it, the "bro" (video)	(49)
	On the same day crossing guard Garry Macnamara received a letter about an award he was getting for 15 years of service another letter came telling him he was fired	(43)
	America's best mailman gets probation	(114)
	No matter how hard he tried, this guy can not get away from his wife	(27)
(Some Guy)	Former porn star Crystal Gunns now a cafeteria and playground aide at NJ school. Specialties include roast beef sandwich and hide the sausage	(399)
	One-legged prisoner is on the hop after legging-it away from 3 able-bodied guards	(32)
(Some Gal)	Woman spends $13,200 on psychic readings, then sues for fraud when nothing happens. Fortune Teller somehow didn't see it coming	(51)
(Some Guy)	Photoshop this power knot	(42)
	Comedian gets 45 years jail \| For criticising the military junta \| He told some very funny jokes \| Now he knows he shouldn'ta \| Burma slave	(90)
	Apparently using the same conversion chart they use for marijuana, police estimate 13 stolen remote controls had a street value of $2,399	(74)